Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Dear Future Husband



Dear future husband,
If you get me a ring like this...I will beat you senseless.

What you can get me is a down payment on a factory.  Because the $10,000 you would've spent in this bobble is like ten times as much in another country.


Once that factory makes us enough to buy this thing, you can buy it for me.  But I won't want it because I'll have a factory and the non-for-profit organisation that was you wedding present to me so instead I'll probably just want coffee.

Sincerely yours,
Your future wife

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