I just don't understand how I'm this broke but having this much fun.

In USA Today, but can't afford toothpaste and maxi pads.  Working 3 epic jobs, too hungry to get out of bed.  Will be homeless soon-ish if I keep 'borrowing' clothes from my mom, yet I work in a school with a secret closet in the basement full of clothes in my size.  Supposedly I'm a genius but can't graduate college if I tried.

Life is fucking hilarious.  Fuck the rules, they don't mean shit these days.  Our constitution is written on hemp paper, yet we can't even grow it for our own use.  The sun rises and sets on the things that don't make sense.